I've met countless stars, who are rarely told 'no'. Once I made out with an adorable, well-known actor, who took me back to his dressing room on the studio lot.

Newly convicted rapist and longtime creep Russell Brand is finally behind bars in the United Kingdom. But considering his years of unsettling sexploits – alleged and self-confessed – and more reported accusers stacking up like firewood, you must wonder: What took them so long to nail him?